Have you ever thought something extremely pricky and wanted to call someone up to tell it to them. That is the way I feel right now. My roommate is cooking french toast and I don`t think I like her jeans. I want to say something about it but i think that would be a little less than nice on my part.

I am feeling a bit tired right now and the filter between the evil portions of my brain and my mouth is being serviced right now.

Damn her ass looks big in those jeans.