Why Are People So Stupid

I don't even think all people are stupid, just the ones that I like. There is this guy that I work with, Michael. Oh, how I love him. He just doesn't know it. He has the most beautiful blue eyes in the world. He is so intelligent. You can talk to him about anything for hours at a time. The only drawback for me is that he is straight. Not only straight, but so straight that when he sees a mildly attractive girl he has these......these visions....I guess you could call them that. Visions of him and the girl in some of the most lurid and disgusting sexual situations I have ever heard. How do I know all this, he tells me. He sticks to me while at work like I'm the only person who ever looked at him and not found him retarded. The only other drawback to Michael is that he has no real common sense. So when I got frustrated one day and said that I was bi he just laughed it off like I was joking, again. He still talks to me and I still love him. This has been going on for about nine months now and i can't take it anymore. Sometimes I just want to take him and kiss him so passionately but i don't want to lose him for it. It is so frustrating knowing him, and he just doesn't know how much it hurts me when he says things like gay men should be put in a rocket and sent away. How I just want to hit him. I do some times to. I think I managed to ween him off of proclaiming everything as being gay. Maybe one day he'll see what I feel for him. Maybe he'll see the way I look away when he says somethings. Maybe I'll tell him all this when I quit. I found a new job at blockbuster video. No more McDonald's for me. I'm off to greener pastures now. I know I'll miss him though. That is for sure.