Monday, October 02, 2000

Standard Issue

I realize now that there has to ba a standard issue sense of humor. Or I could start a standard by giving out examples of my humor to random people. You see I just got through having a conversation with the most interesting people in the world.

And, as always the conversation eventually ended up being me and the wacky things that I do and how I am so bizarre. Even thoiugh I am singularly the most tame person you will probaly ever meet.

Sure,as they pointed out, I have a slight tendency to choke people. I'm sorry that is all you can expect from me. What they don't know is that I just want an excuse to be close to someone. No one ever hugs me it seems like. But I do some things that just seem bizarre. And whenever a group of people who know me get together they always seem to end up comparing war stories or something. I think that for that reason i should get some trading cards started.

Oh yeah, my friends Scot T. And Scott J. came over. eventually the conversationed degenerated into Scot T. proclaiming himself to be gay while Scott J. looked on uncomfortably. My friends Amanda and Traci were there along with a group of assorted strangers who just found it necessary to wonder out of there classes to come and see what the hell we were talking about. Then they too seemed ujncomfortable but somehow mesmerized by wha we were talking about. I think its just something about Scot T. He just has a way of drawing people to him and just holding there attention. I admit it I think he is a beautiful person. No, not just gentle on the eyes but beautiful as a whole. If I never saw him I would still enjoy his company. Sadly though, he is not gay. He proclaimed that he would never take it up the ass and he would "drag his teeth." I promise you I did not teach him that term.

Oh yeah, while he was making himself known. I was forced to be his little puppet so as to make his story more believable. I'm not out so I took it upon myself to appear as uncomfortable as is possible.....but I did like it when he touched me. That's just because I like people touching me.....it being Scot was just a bonus.

well I have to go to class. BYe

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