At Long Last

Sunday October 13, 2000 I worked my last day at McDonald's. I have freed myself from the workings of a horrible conglomerate. I have washed my hands of hungry people and their starving children. I AM FREE I will try to never return to McDonald's again and if I must I will return in a different capacity then when I left. McDonald's holds some of my greatest memories. I had an opportunity to get drunk because I worked there. I smoked pot because I worked there. I was exposed to some of the saddest people that I've ever known and loved because I've worked there. I have fallen in love countless times because I have worked there. For these reason, I don't think McDonald's is the devils work but a sick amalgamation of the devil and Ronald McDonald. I'll miss my days there. I'll miss our discussion on bigamy and all its true merits. I'll miss feeling Michael's balls in the palm of my hand as he gasps in shock. Au revoir, my friends