November 13, 2006

Well it's been a while. A long while. Not that anyone is waiting with bated breath for me to write something.

*sigh*

I guess I could recap what has been going on with me.

1) Back on October 28 I got incredibly drunk and threw up in a restaraunt. Actually at the table... into a glass bear mug. I then carried my mug with on me on a brief search for the toilet. Now this search was punctuated by me throwing up repeatedly into my mug (yes, there was overflow) and screaming in slurred japanese, "Toire?!?!?" That means toilet. Afterfinding the toilet and emptying my mug and myself a little bit I returned to the table and told my friend I should go home. He agreed and watched with what I imagine was an evil grin as I tried to put my shoe on while balancing on one foot. I damn near broke my foot while doing that. My foot has only now recovered from the trauma.

2) I pireced my ear. Actually, my neighbore pierced it because I almost cried when I tried to do it. Seriously I felt a sob coming on. (I just took it out and put it back in. It bled a little. I guess it is too soon.)

3) I haven't been able to save any money and I'm very afraid that my lack of money will affect my ability to by my family Christmas gifts. I really want to get them something though. Even if i do it will have to be very cheap because shipping is a bitch. A real bitch.

4) My cell phone will get turned off soon. If you don't pay your bill for three months people tend to get pissy. I'll have to get a new cell phone soon. I was gona pay them next month but if they want to turn me off I guess I can wait a little. Muah ahahahahahah!!!!

The end.