Monday, March 31, 2008
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Have you ever thought something extremely pricky and wanted to call someone up to tell it to them. That is the way I feel right now. My roommate is cooking french toast and I don`t think I like her jeans. I want to say something about it but i think that would be a little less than nice on my part.
I am feeling a bit tired right now and the filter between the evil portions of my brain and my mouth is being serviced right now.
Damn her ass looks big in those jeans.
I am feeling a bit tired right now and the filter between the evil portions of my brain and my mouth is being serviced right now.
Damn her ass looks big in those jeans.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
More Pictures and Words
I hurt. Not all over. Just my legs. Actually everything from my ankles to where my butt joins my back and a little further hurts. Right now the pain isn't so bad, but I'm pretty certain that in the morning I will be in more than my pain will be a little more acute.
This morning Tomo sent me an e-mail about going hiking in a nearby mountain. I've never been hiking in a mountain so I said yes. I am really glad I did. I had a great time with him on Jokoji Mountain.
We hiked for about three hours and saw nature. Writing that I've seen Nature today feels a bit weird, but I live in a city. A big city. I have gone months without actually seeing a real tree (a real tree is any tree that hasn't been continuously manicured into a street accessory) or a real patch of grass.
I communed with NATURE today and it scared me a few times. I am deathly afraid of snakes and for some reason Ma Nature so fit to put no less than 500 little brown lizards on or near the path we were walking on and at one point she placed a small bird on the path right in front of me. I damn near stepped on it. It suddenly started screaming at my feet and running off. Of course I screamed, Tomo would call it a shriek... a girly shriek, but I am going to stick with scream.
At any rate Mother Nature had it in for me today. Here are some pics from the hike.
This morning Tomo sent me an e-mail about going hiking in a nearby mountain. I've never been hiking in a mountain so I said yes. I am really glad I did. I had a great time with him on Jokoji Mountain.
We hiked for about three hours and saw nature. Writing that I've seen Nature today feels a bit weird, but I live in a city. A big city. I have gone months without actually seeing a real tree (a real tree is any tree that hasn't been continuously manicured into a street accessory) or a real patch of grass.
I communed with NATURE today and it scared me a few times. I am deathly afraid of snakes and for some reason Ma Nature so fit to put no less than 500 little brown lizards on or near the path we were walking on and at one point she placed a small bird on the path right in front of me. I damn near stepped on it. It suddenly started screaming at my feet and running off. Of course I screamed, Tomo would call it a shriek... a girly shriek, but I am going to stick with scream.
At any rate Mother Nature had it in for me today. Here are some pics from the hike.
Friday, March 28, 2008
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Mad As Hell
Recently I went on a bit of a rant about how I was going to release Jun back into the wild. Well I haven't. He came over last Monday, delivered my money AND dinner. You can't hand a guy who actually cooked you dinner his walking papers. At least not right away. So for now he is still in holding on death row.
Last night he stole my sleep. Yes, stole. He called my phone at like 3:30 in the motherfucking morning talking about coming over cause he was drunk and couldn't drive to his house and because I'm a bleeding heart I let his bitch ass come over and now I've been sitting on my couch since 4:15 because it is virtually impossible to sleep in the same bed as him. He is one of those people that parks themselves squarely in the center of the bed while wrapping themselves in the blanket.
Yes, you could say rude. Inconsiderate. ASSHOLE!!!
I am so freaking sleepy now, but I got stuff to do today which is why I will be tossing him out into the street in about one hour.
Last night he stole my sleep. Yes, stole. He called my phone at like 3:30 in the motherfucking morning talking about coming over cause he was drunk and couldn't drive to his house and because I'm a bleeding heart I let his bitch ass come over and now I've been sitting on my couch since 4:15 because it is virtually impossible to sleep in the same bed as him. He is one of those people that parks themselves squarely in the center of the bed while wrapping themselves in the blanket.
Yes, you could say rude. Inconsiderate. ASSHOLE!!!
I am so freaking sleepy now, but I got stuff to do today which is why I will be tossing him out into the street in about one hour.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Where the hell is Whitney?
I haven't breathed in about two weeks. I received some bad news from a friend of mine and felt like I should take an HIV test. So I did. I searched the Internet for links to an English speaking doctor that does HIV tests. I found one but he 10,000 yen. (basically 100 dollars.) In my opinion peace of mind has no price, so I was preparing to rip open my wallet and pay the money, but then this soft, sultry, sexy, sublime, wonderfully kind nurse said, "wait." She looked around and found a city health office that does HIV tests for free. I said thank you and went off in search of the office. I found the office last Monday and now I have my results.
This is where Ms. Whitney Houston would come in nicely. I need her to come out and sing that class jam from the movie Waiting to Exhale. I have been waiting for seven days for a little Japanese woman in a lab coat and red class to give me two thumbs up and a smile.
I love that woman and I love Whitney. I was so happy that I didn't even take the train back home. I walked and sang Shoop the entire way.
I am so happy, but at the same time I feel a little sad. I got good news today, but somewhere someone didn't get such good news. There was a man waiting to see the doctor too. He was actually before me and he looked so nervous. I sat beside him and I could hear his shallow nervous breathing. I didn't talk to him, but I do hope that his news was as good as mine. No one should have to wait in that condition, but then again every one should take steps to ensure that they don't find themselves in that situation.
He left quickly after leaving the doctors office. I hope he is well.
Perhaps Whitney should get tested too.
This is where Ms. Whitney Houston would come in nicely. I need her to come out and sing that class jam from the movie Waiting to Exhale. I have been waiting for seven days for a little Japanese woman in a lab coat and red class to give me two thumbs up and a smile.
I love that woman and I love Whitney. I was so happy that I didn't even take the train back home. I walked and sang Shoop the entire way.
I am so happy, but at the same time I feel a little sad. I got good news today, but somewhere someone didn't get such good news. There was a man waiting to see the doctor too. He was actually before me and he looked so nervous. I sat beside him and I could hear his shallow nervous breathing. I didn't talk to him, but I do hope that his news was as good as mine. No one should have to wait in that condition, but then again every one should take steps to ensure that they don't find themselves in that situation.
He left quickly after leaving the doctors office. I hope he is well.
Perhaps Whitney should get tested too.
10000 BC
You have got to be shitting me. What the fuck is up with the beautiful blue eyed, perfectly made up useless white bitch running around this movie? Why the white people look so clean?
Why?
Who is trimming his beard? Who? Tell me. Please. Why does he have so many muscles? Isn't this supposed to be 10,000 B.C. Shouldn't he look a little hungrier. Dirtier. More ignorant?
I don't think that I, in good conscience, could watch this movie. I would make jokes the entire time. This movie just had the whole white Jesus feel going for it. You know like in those old religious movie that every one's mom, grandmother, or aunt has on a VHS cassette somewhere in their house. The one's with Charlton Heston. That might be Spartacus, but you get the idea.
This movie is going to suck.
Saturday, March 08, 2008
Friday, March 07, 2008
I recently got a very nice email from Peanut. It made me smile and jump around a little bit. Unfortunately I haven't replied to the mail yet, but I probably will after I finish this entry. He has received a fellowship or grant or just something incredible from a university in Florida and he has gotten married. I am amazingly happy for him, but also amazingly jealous. He's probably going to read this and call me a bitch or something. I don't care. I'll be jealous.
Anyway, I think I'm going to be bringing one of my more tumultuous friendships to an end very soon. I've been trying for quite sometime to break myself free of Jun, but it has been more than a little hard. I hate to see anything end. It is so bad at times that I will put off finishing a book for days... weeks even. I have been doing that with Jun, but now the Jun saga has taken a very interesting turn.
His ex-boyfriend has appeared and has brought with him some of the juiciest gossip I have ever heard. Apparently Jun has:
been arrested
been to jail
been involved with illegal gambling
reneged on about 80,000 yen of rent
punched a hole into some one's wall
lobbed dishes at the same some one's head
had sexual relations with a twelve year old boy while in Germany
and many more things that just boggle the mind
At first I didn't want to believe the ex-boyfriend but the more I thought about it the more it all started to seem true. It makes perfect sense. All of these allegations add up to an individual that I really don't think I should be associating with especially while in a foreign country. So it is with a heavy heart that I have decided to officially release him back into the wild AFTER he gives me back my 10,000 yen.
Anyway, I think I'm going to be bringing one of my more tumultuous friendships to an end very soon. I've been trying for quite sometime to break myself free of Jun, but it has been more than a little hard. I hate to see anything end. It is so bad at times that I will put off finishing a book for days... weeks even. I have been doing that with Jun, but now the Jun saga has taken a very interesting turn.
His ex-boyfriend has appeared and has brought with him some of the juiciest gossip I have ever heard. Apparently Jun has:
been arrested
been to jail
been involved with illegal gambling
reneged on about 80,000 yen of rent
punched a hole into some one's wall
lobbed dishes at the same some one's head
had sexual relations with a twelve year old boy while in Germany
and many more things that just boggle the mind
At first I didn't want to believe the ex-boyfriend but the more I thought about it the more it all started to seem true. It makes perfect sense. All of these allegations add up to an individual that I really don't think I should be associating with especially while in a foreign country. So it is with a heavy heart that I have decided to officially release him back into the wild AFTER he gives me back my 10,000 yen.
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