Monday, August 13, 2007

Gay Breakdown

gay breakdown [gey-breyk-doun] -noun
(see GAY MOMENT, HOT FLASH, "I'm having one of my days, girl.")

1. the sudden appearance of gay or agreed upon gay traits in an otherwise straight or straight acting man or woman.

2. the total loss of the ability to maintain the ability to appear heterosexual

3. suddenly and with no provocation waxing poetic over your love and need for a new, CUTE bag while going down an elevator in crowded department store.

ex. Oh my gawd! I think I'll have another gay breakdown if you show me any more bags, shoes, or things that you can do with your tongue. LAWD!!!!! (followed immediately by a fainting spell)

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