Monday, October 09, 2006

hairy arms

I have been told that in Japan women often shave their forearms and legs, but let the other parts of their body grow into dense jungles. If you look at their porn the whole jungle thing is totally obvious. I had until recently not really bought the whole shaving the arm thin because I naturally don't have that much hair on my arms and so didn't pay attention to theirs, but yesterday I was forced to see the truth.

I was at work and I was talking to one of my students when this sub-teacher walks up. She was pretty stocky chick and since I wasn't really looking at her when she walked up I assumed she was a man out of the corner of my eyes. Just because of her build and the fact that she stomped like she was out to destroy every living thing that might even considering falling under her feet. I think stomping is very unladylike and just stupid. I don't stomp. Stomping is for neanderthals and this woman was very neanderthal-ish.
I didn't really llok at her until she got beside me. Yea she wasn't the cutest thing, but I don't imagine neandethals are exactly ugly, so I won't say that. She had dark hair, big eyes, a sloping forehead, dark, feral looking eyes, and glasses... ugly rims, and the hairiest forearms I have ever seen on a woman. They were hideous. Frightening. Just dark and thick. I'm sure she coul brush and braid the stuff. The moment I saw it I started to wonder what her vagina looks like, and then I fainted.

really.

I fell down and my student started trying to do cpr. Her breast started to touch me as she did cpr and then I just died. I'm writing this from beyond the grave in hopes that hairy armed women and men around the world will be kind enough to either cover or shave their forearms.

1 comment:

SemiSpecial said...

I shave certain parts. But I feel like my forearms aren't hairy enough for me to shave. You should lend them ur razor.