1. If your shorts fail to pass a certain point on your thigh you lose the right to speak. This rule goes for women and men. Along with your right to speak you also lose the right to make any kind of visual protest. Such is the penalty for taking on the form of a whore. I will stare at you and if you say a damn thing I will point at your partially exposed ass or your one-weight-shift-away-from-being-exposed penis and then slap you in the mouth to make you shut up.
2. Feel free to stare at the big black man. He has accepted that he is an anomaly in your everyday life, but the moment you say "Billy," "Bobby," "sugoi," or simply scream you place yourself in the hands of said big black man.
3. Do not offer a gay man a "massage-ee" at 4:45 in the morning. Actually do not off a "massage-ee" to any man after 3. Especially if you are clearly not able to handle a proper dicking.
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i am emotionally well. I always thought that emotionalyy and psychologically went hand in hand. I'm having a bit of a mental storm. Not the productive kind.
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