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did the A(mazing) Knight run out of shit to talk about? the rain stopped...the average human doesnt give a fuck but when you ride a bike 10 kilos a day to work things like the rainy season matter. so one electric shock incident (an unfortunate occurence while cleaning the hotel pool), one near fatal bike crash (brakes do not work in the rain...do not go down the hill) , a wet (ie no longer functioning) mp3 player and electronic dictionairy later i am dried out..now buddha has left us with just the regular heat and humidy that makes me feel like im chilling in a swanp near the gulf. dont you wanna come to okinawa?

yesterday i snapped...i may need a new roomate and atleast half a body bag soon...(no im not going to eat half of him hes just a small chinese guy and theres no since in wasting an entire body bag when we could use part of it for one of those children AK seems to keep finding) (AK we can call you that!) it isnt just his filth its the fact that he does nothing he has no job no hobby nothing...he just goes to school 4 hours a day and talks about how busy he is. i still wouldnt kill him but yesterday the only day i can do laundry he did laundry and used the bar and clips that i bought...so i snapped and decided it was time for this filthy sloth of a human being to finnally clean the fucking kitchen. after screaming in various languages i came in the kitchen to find him wiping it down with and old newspaper...and old fucking newspaper as a cleaning implement? now im not an expert cleaner but are you fucking kidding me i know thats not acceptable in china.

it was at that moment when i thought he was possibly the most disgusting roomate ever and deserved to be sacrificed to some obscure okinawan god...suddenly for some reason i remembered the time i left a used condom that i stole from AK in front of his bed and i was laughing so hard i could commit murder...maybe hes not the most disgusting roomate ever that is still me....but hes annoying as fuck.